"If I wasn't a golfer, I would still……" — Larry David
"If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable."
More Golfer Quotes
- You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black. — Charles Barkley
- When you look at facing retirement in your mid-30s, and all of a sudden the outlet for that passion and… — Drew Bledsoe
- My golf score is really bad. I don't know. I'm definitely not a good golfer. Off the tee box, I… — Jason Aldean
- A good player who is a great putter is a match for any golfer. A great hitter who cannot putt… — Unknown Author
- I may be the only golfer never to have broken a single putter, if you don't count the one I… — Thomas Boswell
- I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right. — Ben Crenshaw
- The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. — Pete Dye
- It's so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying "Shhh" and not moving… — Al McGuire
- The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise. — Tommy Bolt
- The golfer has more enemies than any other athlete. He has fourteen clubs in his bag, all of them different;… — Dan Jenkins
- Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and… — Buddy Hackett
- You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot… — Dave Barry