Golfer Quotes

118 quotes by 88 authors

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black. — Charles Barkley
When you look at facing retirement in your mid-30s, and all of a sudden the outlet for that passion and work ethic goes away, you… — Drew Bledsoe
My golf score is really bad. I don't know. I'm definitely not a good golfer. Off the tee box, I can drive it about 275,… — Jason Aldean
A good player who is a great putter is a match for any golfer. A great hitter who cannot putt is a match for no… — Ben Sayers
I may be the only golfer never to have broken a single putter, if you don't count the one I twisted into a loop and… — Thomas Boswell
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right. — Ben Crenshaw
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. — Pete Dye
It's so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying "Shhh" and not moving a muscle. Then we allow… — Al McGuire
The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise. — Tommy Bolt
The golfer has more enemies than any other athlete. He has fourteen clubs in his bag, all of them different; 18 holoes to play, all… — Dan Jenkins
Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a… — Buddy Hackett
You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble because the other… — Dave Barry
The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a… — Bobby Jones
The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting, just as an avalanche victim has learned a lot about snow. — Dan Jenkins
Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet. — Tommy Bolt
Give me a man with big hands and big feet and no brains and I'll make a golfer out of him. — Walter Hagen
Confidence, of course is an admirable asset to a golfer, but it should be an unspoken confidence. It is perilous to put it into speech.… — P.G. Wodehouse
The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start. — P.G. Wodehouse
Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round and when you do, just put them out of your mind. This, of… — Walter Hagen
Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor. — Lee Trevino

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