Andy-smithson Quote by L.R.W. Lee

Tridents (sic) are not weapons of mass destruction.

— Nadine Dorries

“Those swords are mine! Touch them and I’ll use ‘em to slice off your nut sack! For a coin purse!”

— Kresley Cole

“Then, with grave formality, he unsheathed his sword. "How old is that thing? Have you had it carbon dated?" He looked aghast, as if…

— Kresley Cole

“I surveyed the weapon inquisitively. A hideous notion struck me: how powerful I should be possessing such an instrument! I took it from his…

— Emily Brontë

“The best part about a superhero’s cape is it doubles as a blanket when your nemesis uses his freeze gun on you.”

— Jarod Kintz

“That bit where that lad sprang backwards right across the room with them axes in his hands was impressive, though." "Yeah." "You didn't ought…

— Terry Pratchett

“Ask very pointed questions. Sharp as sword blades, or laser blasts, if you catch my meaning.”

— Michael Monroe

“A gunslinger knows pride, that invisible bone that keeps the neck stiff.”

— Stephen King

“No human metal had gone into the forging of that blade. It was alive with moonlight, translucent, a shard of crystal so thin that…

— George R.R. Martin

“It's a fucking plastic stake, even a lightsaber from star war would have done the job better.”

— Cameron Jace

“The person who floated the axe with a stick is in charge of my affairs, so marvel not.”

— Bayode Ojo