Chimpanzees Quote by Kurt Vonnegut

Politicians were like talking dogs in a circus: the fact that they existed was uncommonly interesting, but no sane person would actually believe what…

— Alan Furst

“his friend had never harbored a second of patience for smooth, charismatic politicians who concealed more than they revealed and whose fallback answer to…

— G.S. Jennsen

He loved politicians - even Republicans.

— Margaret Truman Daniel

“There’s nothing special about politicians as people. Now as animals, they’d be extraordinary for their ability to be intelligent enough (barely) to be potty…

— Jarod Kintz

“He was half a politician, and like most of his kind he was an insecure man.”

— Ross Macdonald

“He was a consummate politician-- which is to say he was given to expedient speech and lacked even a vestigial spine.”

— Nick Taylor

“Though my stomach is only the size of a pea, I could eat two politicians’ brains.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Are you a politician? I hate politicians, he said. And, in any case, there's no such thing anymore: only sycophants and dissidents.”

— Daniel Alarcon

“While he would try from time to time to improve his delivery in public speaking and TV appearances, this never came naturally to him.…

— Sanjaya Baru

A politician is not as narrow-minded as he forces himself to be.

— Will Rogers

People don't believe that any politician is any different from any other one.

— Justin Trudeau

“Of course he was a politician. He had a lot of experience in saying nothing in a hundred words or more.”

— Kaje Harper