The difference between a politician and a statesman is that a politician thinks about the next election while the statesman think about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He couldn't tell the difference between one politician and another. They were all formlessly enthusiastic chimpanzees to him. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“The difference between a politician and a helmet full of feces, is the politician doesn’t need to wear protective headgear, because he’s… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The difference between a politician and a pickpocket is that a pickpocket doesn't always get indignant when you tell him to keep… — Joseph Sobran Copy Share Image
What's the difference between a politician and a catfish? One is a wide-mouthed, bottom-feeding, slime sucker - and the other is a… — Preston Manning Copy Share Image
The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
