Juicy Quote by Kurt Vonnegut

“In the kitchen he ate a pear. It occurred to him that, though he had eaten hundreds of pears in the past, if not…

— Amelia Gray

He stopped to rest at a cart selling nuts and candy, bought himself some Jelly Belly's, flirted just enought with the Mexican cutie working…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“Pears can just fuck off too. 'Cause they're gorgeous little beasts, but they're ripe for half an hour, and you're never there. They're like…

— Eddie Izzard

I was feeling well enough to eat the pears.

— Lizzie Andrew Borden

“He taught me how to eat avocados by melting grape jelly and french dressing together in a saucepan and filling the cup of the…

— Sylvia Plath

“His stomach tried to propel itself out of his throat. His mouth hinged open all by itself—the better to upchuck you with, my dear—and…

— Rick Riordan

“What the hell are you doing up there?' So he slipped, of course, because he was startled, and because fate, having been so kind…

— Gregory Maguire

“He stabbed a yellowish-orange gelatinous blob that he assumed had once been part of a peach and put it in his mouth. He chewed,…

— Hugh Howey

“It would never have occurred to him that in placing the apricot in my palm he was giving me his ass to hold or…

— André Aciman

“The burst of flavour and juice was a glorious thing. Moaning, he attacked the rest of it and had eaten down to its stumpy…

— James Dashner

He that would eat the nut must crack the shell.

— Plautus

A pear is a failed apple.

— George Carlin