Asthma Quote by Kiera Cass

“Sure, if you like the lovable sound of an asthma attack in your ear every time you tell a joke.”

— Kiera Cass

That moment when you tell a joke but no one hears you except one person who repeats it louder and makes everyone laugh.

— The Blog That Describe Your Life

It wouldn't matters If people will laugh at me and say the words I never want to hear Beside it will not going to…

— Louaiq8

When I tell a joke, I don't think about who's listening to it. I tell the jokes I think are funny.

— Lee Mack

Humour allows people to exhale a little.

— Zach Anner

“No funny business. I’ll scream and dead or not it will hurt your ears”

— Penelope Fletcher

Laugh because that is the purest sound.

— Hafez

I talk fast because I'm asthmatic, and I'm desperately hoping the words get out before my breath fails.

— Sid Waddell

I'm one of those people that laughs at a joke 3 TIMES: >>ONCE when it's told to me >>ONCE when it's explained to me…

— Tamika-leeigh

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.

— Carol Burnett

When I laugh at jokes on the internet I don't even laugh. I just blow more air out of my nose than usual.

— Anonymous

I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke.

— Don Rickles