Horseshoes Quote by Karen Pokras Toz

Happy art thou, as if every day thou hadst picked up a horseshoe.

— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A physicist visits a colleague and notices a horseshoe hanging on the wall above the entrance. 'Do you really believe that a horseshoe brings…

— Niels Bohr

I always say, talent will get you really far but if you don't have a horseshoe hidden in there somewhere, you could be in…

— Jelly Roll

When I was stripping them little skinny girls got mad at me cause I bent the pole. When I got down that thing looked…

— Madea

Horseshoes are lucky. Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet. They should be the luckiest animals in the world. They should…

— Eddie Izzard

It's so fun to do theater, because as opposed to television, you just keep doing it again and again and again - every night.…

— Missi Pyle

Nearly' only counts in horseshoes and hand-grenades.

— Neil Gaiman

“With shame, like horseshoes, proximity counts.”

— Sarah Dessen

“Close only counts in horseshoes and hand gernades”

— Christina Dodd

Tell Robb that I'm going to command the Night's Watch and keep him safe, so he might as well take up needlework with the…

— Anonymous

Many authors write like amateur blacksmiths making their first horseshoe; the clank of the anvil, the stench of the scorched leather apron, the sparks…

— Robertson Davies

I would not be too surprised to see a flying horse; I would consider it as a gift of the evolution; but I would…

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being…

— George Carlin

Narrative should flow as flows the brook down through the hills and the leafy woodlands...a brook that never goes straight for a minute, but…

— Mark Twain

It was given out that the animals there practised cannibalism, tortured one another with red-hot horseshoes, and had their females in common. This was…

— George Orwell