Failure Quote by Neil Gaiman

“Close only counts in horseshoes and hand gernades”

— Christina Dodd

I'm almost there.I'm almost over this bridge os trying to forget you...but almost only counts in horseshoes and hand-gernades.

— Anonymous

Close don't count in baseball. Close only counts in horseshoes and grenades.

— Frank Robinson

“Almost only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes.”

— Karen Marie Moning

When I was in my routine training for the Israeli army as a teenager, they discovered completely by chance that I was a lethal…

— Ruth Westheimer

“Some people would jump at the opportunity to wield such power," Heather told her. "Some people would juggle hand grenades as a hobby," Dakota…

— Mackey Chandler

Just go out and drop a few hand grenades all over the place, son. (to Kevin Keegan)

— Bill Shankly

I wouldn't mind someone lobbing hand grenades at me, but having to reset the timer on the video recorder puts me into a blood-spitting…

— Stephen Bayley

Life is like a box of Hand grenades,You never know what will blow you to kingdom come

— Mario Puzo

Over the past 30 years, hand grenades, tanks, fighter jets, missiles, helicopters and assault rifles have replaced traditional floral patterns in rug making and…

— Henri Cole

That Shay was in possesion of hand grenades was a comforting thought showed what kind of night this had become.

— Scott Westerfeld

“Zircoff," I said, "put the tomatoes away." "Piss," he said, "I wish they were hand grenades.”

— Charles Bukowski