Air conditioning Quote by K. Martin Beckner

“I am the chef of love. Let me utilize your oven.”

— Jarod Kintz

“What if I take you apart and turn you into a toaster oven, how would you like that tin can?”

— Julie Kagawa

“I want to sleep in the oven because I just burn in the bed.”

— Casey Renee Kiser

“You know that place next door that used to be a buffet with all the nice ovens?” “Uh-huh.” “Instead of a ring, I bought…

— Ellen Mint

“What I got out of church was a love of God, and a detestable feeling for the men standing in the way of Him—and…

— Jarod Kintz

“If heaven was hot and hell was chilly, tell me, why would you go to heaven?”

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“But I am telling you: I would prefer a thousand times over a bruised Church to an ill Church!”

— Pope Francis

“Some wish to live within the sound of church and chapel bell. I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell!”

— C.T. Studd

“You feel bad about yelling in a graveyard after you just tried to have sex with me in a church?”

— Liliana Hart

“Well, what I don't understand is why people get all dressed up and drive to church so they can sit there and get scolded.…

— Beth Hoffman

“Hey, not while I'm at my devotions, no so fast, the fat man said, inside the shithouse you're communing with God, and outside you…

— Herta Müller

“You hold up a cross to protect yourself from Satan and he laughs in your face; you serve a vampire a roasted garlic appetizer…

— Ania Ahlborn