Humor Quote by K.A. Mitchell

“Pandora, meet my brothers, Leonardo and Michelangelo." "Like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?" she couldn't resist asking. "Like the Renaissance painters," Leo snapped. He…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Like if Leonardo from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles started being all bummed out about everything. How were we going to kick arse if…

— Dougie Poynter

“Like they’d never seen a hot professor before. You made quite an impression in your turtleneck.” “Ah, yes, the turtleneck. Turtles have that effect…

— Sylvain Reynard

“They had wandered in a defeated continent of the vulgar world, where vulgarity had lost its power and its pride, and had to repeat…

— Rebecca West

“Unlike my father, who blindly churned out one canvas after another, I had real ideas about the artistic life. Seated at my desk, my…

— David Sedaris

“The ancient Greeks who created the magnificent sculptures and structures were the same people who could be utterly cruel and barbaric.”

— Julia Vickers

“I spent all day wandering up and down the hallways, staring at the Mona Lisa and Canova’s 'Psyche and Cupid' and the 'Venus de…

— Jonathan Hull

“I cleaned the shit off my pink high-tops and drove home, stopping for an espresso at the coffeehouse across from the college. Men and…

— Mary Rose O'Reilley

“In England, art was much less likely to be mentioned in polite society than sexual perversions or methods of torture.”

— Edward St. Aubyn

“colleges being nothing but grooming schools for the middle-class nonidentity which usually finds its perfect expression on the outskirts of the campus in rows…

— Jack Kerouac

“Before me and beside me sat a row of the comeliest young men, clad in black gowns and wearing on their shoulders long hoods…

— Henry James

“And all this culture, all this art, was simply a trick. It allowed us to pretend that human beings were noble, intelligent creatures who'd…

— Gordon Reece