“Fuckin' wit a madman in a bad mood It's like fuckin' wit a mad dog that wasn't fed food” — DMX Copy Share Image
People these days I swear XDDD omfg those dudes thoe doing a 3 way XD omfg made my fucking day! XD — Patience Copy Share Image
My dad thinks he is a guitarists XD hes downstairs and I'm upstairs listening to him scream and 'play' the gutitar XD… — Patience Copy Share Image
Why is it when miley cyrus gets naked and licks a sledge hammer its art and music. But when I do it… — Fading_scars Copy Share Image
“I slipped the acres of pink taffeta over my head and struggled to get it zipped. What had originally been a dress… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
No, I'm not a bitch. I just don't care anymore. I'm sick of taking down my walls for people that want to… — Jayybabe Copy Share Image
“My hands wrapped around his waist, traveling up the broad expanse of his back, mooth and hard, and... "Give it a rest,… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
Tomorrow I'll wake up at 5am. Mom - Lol Dad - Lol Neighbours - Lol Friends - Lol Aliens - Lol — Manish Bhagtani Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your mom shouts, ''I need to talk to you'' and you think of everything you could have done… — LS Copy Share Image
“You flambe one car and now you think every song with fire is about you," Logan says. "Get over yourself, Catalano.” — Jennifer Salvato Doktorski Copy Share Image
“I need to stop saying LMAO because that is precisely what's happening; I wish I could rewind time by two decades, immortalize… — Donna Lynn Hope Copy Share Image
This is for you Danny, and Hunter, and Tanner, and KC. And for all the other ppl that insist on making these… — Rachel Copy Share Image
Well its like fucking windy as heck right noww and there is a baby outside and he just fell because he was… — Patience Copy Share Image
“As the class went through the Greeks and the Romans and the Renaissance painters, (who were easy enough to remember if you’d… — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
“In the cramped confines of the toilet I had trouble getting out of my wet trousers, which clung to my legs like… — Geoff Dyer Copy Share Image
“You are an intriguing combination, half child, half seductress, half angel." I laughed sort and bitterly. "That's what all men like to… — V.C. Andrews Copy Share Image
