Parenting Quote by Justin Halpern

“I'm a working parent and I understand that sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control…

— Tina Fey

“kicked out of nursery school that day. If my mother hadn’t been the most patient person in the world, I might never have gone…

— Ben Horowitz

“by and large,mothers and house wives are the only workers who do not have regular time off.They are the great vacationless class”

— Anne Morrow Lindbergh

“Human parents are probably really nice and let their kids stay up all day and do whatever they want.”

— Zack Zombie

“You're a child, right? You have school? Is there anyway you could... reschedule school for another day?”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino

“In the first years of our lives we learn how to shit, talk, walk, sleep, eat and, most importantly, how to royally piss off…

— A.G. Phillips

“Parents are just uncelebrated rock stars - we stay up late, take drugs and treat our bodies like crap. Yay!”

— Amber Dusick

“For some of these kids, the fact that they make it to school every day is an accomplishment.”

— Lajill Hunt

“No school on Monday. We can stay up late and eat that awesome popcorn my mom likes to buy from the Boy Scouts.”

— Susan Kaye Quinn

“There’s an air of things closing down. Teachers wear shorts and T-shirts to class. They show movies while they clean out their desks. Nobody…

— Jenny Han

“Are you really going to let a couple of stupid kids keep you from going back to school? I know you've been enjoying it.…

— R.J. Palacio

Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's called at…

— Bill Maher