Quote by Juno (The Movie

Plus I'm on probation, when they test me I just pee Rose.

— Meek Mill

I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found…

— Mike Birbiglia

In our time, the symbol of state intrusion into the private life is the mandatory urine test.

— Christopher Hitchens

Never make a decision when you need to pee.

— Leonard Cohen

I rep Peep, I have him in the middle of my face. It's not a replica tat, it's not something he had, it's my…

— Lil Tracy

“Peeing on a stick is not as easy as it sounds! #WhenRavensFall”

— Matilda Wren

You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of…

— Jerry Seinfeld

Did you just tell that man you went potty on yourself?" "You. Shut. Up,"I hissed back furiously and chucked the scrubs at his head.…

— Maggie Stiefvater

I want to go on the record and say I have never urinated in public. But the night is still young.

— Amy Poehler

I just got a tattoo of a toilet on my chest, when I take off my shirt you better recognize that I'm the shit.

— Nikhil Saluja

I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.'

— Anonymous

You should make your own toilet tissue since you the shit.

— Anonymous