Doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people suffer! -Bren MacGuff — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Look, in my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what-have-you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with. -Mac MacGuff — Juno (The Movie Copy Share
Bren MacGuff: When you move out I'm getting two Weimaraners! Juno: Woah dream big! — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Did you put like, a hundred things of tic-tacs in my mailbox? - Paulie — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Well, you know, I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud, before it gets worse, because they were talking about it in… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Juno: Can't we just like kick this old school. You know, like I stick the baby in a basket, send it your way, like… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Juno: Your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday. Paulie: Katrina's not my girlfriend alright? And I doubt she gave you… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Leah: Woah check out baby big head. That thing is freaky looking. Juno: Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Like I'd marry you, you'd be the meanest wife ever ok? And I know that you weren't bored that day. Because there was a lot of stuff on tv and The Blair Witch Project was coming on Stars and you were like, "I haven't seen this since it came out and so we should watch it," but oh no we… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share
You shoulda gone to China. You know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know they pretty much just put… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Yeah I came as soon as I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvis. It was crazy actually, my step-mom verbally abused the ultrasound… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
![“Juno: Can't we just like kick this old school. You know, like I stick the baby in a basket, send it your way, like Moses and the reeds? Mark: Technically that'd be kickin' it Old Testiment. [winks]” quote by Juno (The Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e61/juno-the-movie-20691_old-school_juno-can-t-we-just-like-kick-this-old-sc_307593.jpg)
