Like I'd marry you, you'd be the meanest wife ever ok? And I know that you weren't bored that day. Because there was a lot of stuff on tv and The Blair Witch Project was coming on Stars and you… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Look, in my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what-have-you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with. -Mac MacGuff — Juno (The Movie Copy Share
Bren MacGuff: When you move out I'm getting two Weimaraners! Juno: Woah dream big! — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Did you put like, a hundred things of tic-tacs in my mailbox? - Paulie — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Well, you know, I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud, before it gets worse, because they were talking about it in… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Juno: Can't we just like kick this old school. You know, like I stick the baby in a basket, send it your way, like… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Juno: Your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday. Paulie: Katrina's not my girlfriend alright? And I doubt she gave you… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Leah: Woah check out baby big head. That thing is freaky looking. Juno: Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Like I'd marry you, you'd be the meanest wife ever ok? And I know that you weren't bored that day. Because there was a… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
You shoulda gone to China. You know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know they pretty much just put… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Yeah I came as soon as I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvis. It was crazy actually, my step-mom verbally abused the ultrasound… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
![“Juno: Can't we just like kick this old school. You know, like I stick the baby in a basket, send it your way, like Moses and the reeds? Mark: Technically that'd be kickin' it Old Testiment. [winks]” quote by Juno (The Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e61/juno-the-movie-20691_old-school_juno-can-t-we-just-like-kick-this-old-sc_307593.jpg)
