College Quote by Josh Lanyon

Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another, "Get this asshole outta…

— George Carlin

Once an asshole, always an asshole.

— Deb Caletti

“If you're an asshole, stay the hell away from me.”

— Calvin Vandegrift

Assholes tend to stick together, and once stuck are not easily separated.

— Robert I. Sutton

“You can always count on an asshole to be an asshole.”

— Angela S. Choi

“You might be an asshole… but I want you to be my asshole.”

— Jaclyn Osborn

“Often we have to remind our minds that the job of asshole is already taken.”

— Scott Stabile

Never, ever, in my entire life did I ever think that it would be a good idea to be an asshole. But you know…

— John Mayer

I've only been an asshole to assholes!

— Harlan Ellison

“The world is not full of assholes.  But, they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day.”  –Unknown”

— Genna Rulon

“As with the douchebags of the world, calling an asshole an asshole sometimes is exactly what needs to happen.”

— George Takei

“Learn to tell assholes that they're assholes.”

— Jamie Holt Sherfy