Quote by José Saramago

“He ran for his toilet to throw up, but he didn’t make it that far.”

— J.R. Ward

“Never miss an opportunity to pee.”

— Shawne Murphy-Johnson

“Could the toilet be showing the future?”

— Royal

“Operation Find A Toilet Before It Was Too Late was in full swing.”

— Gabrielle Tozer

“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.”

— Tammy Blackwell

“Sure, I pee in the pool. But that’s only because I don’t have a sink big enough to swim in. I fear Ryan Lochte’s…

— Jarod Kintz

“Pass on the priveleged, piss on the rest.”

— Patrick Jones

“My mind, my logical, practical, reasoning mind, is peeing in his mind pants.”

— Orson Scott Card

“The rest of his toilet was soon achieved, and he proudly marched out of the room, wrapped up in his great pilot monkey jacket,…

— Herman Melville

“I CANT PEE ANY FASTER”

— Nei

“Take him out to pee after every one hour or so.”

— Cesar Dunbar

“There are some things people see in toilets that they wish they hadn’t. What Trevor Hawkins sees might even cost him his life.”

— Rob Johnson