Time Quote by Jonathan Culver

“Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles”

— Rowena Cherry

“Like everything else, the beans had exploded with growth in the last few days. "Holy jumping garbanzos!" my father declared. My mother answered with,…

— Will Hobbs

“The males were equipped with double organs, sans testicles, each able to act independently and adjust its size and girth for optimum penetration.”

— Breanna Hayse

“In gorillas’ winner-take-all approach to mating, males compete to see who gets all the booty, as it were. So, although an adult silverback gorilla…

— Christopher Ryan

Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.

— Peter Griffin

I was called fried eggs and all that at school. Size does matter.

— Karren Brady

“To live up to its name, softball should be played with a human testicle.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Several groups of male students were caught punching each other in the testicles with great force during lunch. They claimed they were playing a…

— Jane Morris

“Melons. The girls. Gazongas. I could rattle off every nickname in the world for my boobs – oops nearly forgot jubblies – but it…

— Gabrielle Tozer

“I have maggots in my scrotum.”

— Trey Parker

“Well," Ben went on,"someone should just tell her to come on home, because she can find the world's largest balls right here in Orlando,…

— John Green

“Why do people say to grow a pair of balls? Balls are weak and sensitive. They should say grow a vagina, those things can…

— Sophie Monroe