"I still do not understand how a corporation……" — Jon Stewart
"I still do not understand how a corporation can have person-hood if it has no soul and never dies."
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230 Quotes by Jon Stewart
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried…
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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More Corporation Quotes
This quote is filed under Corporation Quotes,
one of 250 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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No one owns you. One hundred per cent of the stock in your personal corporation belongs to you.
— George Matthew Adams
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It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.
— Scott Adams
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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
— Ambrose Bierce
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A corporation is organized as a system - it has this department, that department, that department... they don't have any…
— David Bohm
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An image is not simply a trademark, a design, a slogan or an easily remembered picture. It is a studiously…
— Daniel J. Boorstin
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Women will change the corporation more than we expect.
— Anita Borg
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I find rebellion packaged by a major corporation a little hard to take seriously.
— David Byrne
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News Corporation, today, reaches people at home and at work... when they're thinking... when they're laughing... and when they are…
— Rupert Murdoch
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A corporation is an artificial being, invisible, intangible, and existing only in contemplation of law.
— John Marshall
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With Epcot Center, the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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I doubted that there were Communists hiding behind every corporation desk and director's chair.
— Gloria Swanson
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The organization that can't communicate can't change, and the corporation that can't change is dead.
— Nido R Qubein
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