"By the way, when you finish the bottle……" — Jon Stewart
"By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams."
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230 Quotes by Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart has 230 quotes on this site.
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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is…
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried…
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him…
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More Bottle Quotes
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I think love can come fairly easily and grow - but really liking the core essence of someone is a…
— Eric Bana
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A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
— Charles Baudelaire
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I pray on the principle that wine knocks the cork out of a bottle. There is an inward fermentation, and…
— Henry Ward Beecher
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I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and…
— Lewis Black
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I have six-year-old fans that weren't even around for 'Genie in a Bottle' or even 'Fighter.'
— Christina Aguilera
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I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.
— Charles Bronson
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To me, I think people who don't think it's a big deal to toss a plastic bottle in the garbage…
— Sophia Bush
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I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of…
— Drew Carey
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If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,'…
— Adam Carolla
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Meeting Franklin Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne; knowing him was like drinking it.
— Winston Churchill
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I absolutely relate to being alone in squalor, trying to come up with something adequate. I relate to that, and…
— Diablo Cody
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On Saturday afternoons when all the things are done in the house and there's no real work to be done,…
— Maya Angelou
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