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“I cannot stand when you go to a wedding and get fed tiny portions. I want everyone to have a good feed on my wedding day, so I plan on having several types of sausage, mash, and gravy up for grabs. Every guest will have a Yorkshire pudding, too!”

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I like small parties with people I know. I like eating pizza at home with my girlfriend.

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I think a pessimist is just an optimist who has had their heart repeatedly broken.

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