I like small parties with people I know. I like eating pizza at home with my girlfriend. — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
I'm very lucky to be a comedian, and I feel privileged that people come to see me in the expectation that I… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
I refuse to believe that clubbing is how people are supposed to meet to establish relationships on a level for beyond what… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
I'm neurotic by nature, but I'm wary of becoming more of a play than a comic - you don't want people coming… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
There are things I wouldn't do when hosting, like get people up on stage or get the audience doing a sing-song or… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
Stand-up is still my job. That is the thing I wanted to get into when I was 21. You cannot beat the… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
The only big life challenge I think I'm worried about is a mid-life crisis because I've done so little. I think if… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
I think more people should worry about where they store things in the fridge. I don't think people are on top of… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
People associate me with being pernickety and down. In the past, I was guilty of keeping myself like that just to maintain… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
I need to keep my ad-libbing skills honed and make sure I'm able to banter with people and treat topics a bit… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
I have a lot of internalised tantrums. I secretly hope the worst and then I start planning my little speech for the… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
I put a lot of effort into not upsetting people and trying to do things the right way, so I feel I… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
The last time I went back to a girl's house for an impromptu house party I spent most of the night straightening… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
I accept you can't achieve perfection all the time, but you can achieve perfection of intent, maybe. I don't think you can go into… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
If I had a choice, I would rather watch a comedian not involve themselves in politics at all but be hilarious than someone who… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
When you are single, you're invested in the world because you have to be, because that's all you've got. When you have a kid,… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
“I hate things and I do so because it is clean and easy and makes me feel better about myself without having to ask… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
There are things I wouldn't do when hosting, like get people up on stage or get the audience doing a sing-song or something like… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
I like small parties with people I know. I like eating pizza at home with my girlfriend. — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
Somewhat naively, I entered the BBC's 'New Talent Competition,' believing it was for people who had never tried comedy before. I remember sitting in… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
I think a pessimist is just an optimist who has had their heart repeatedly broken. — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
Stand-up is still my job. That is the thing I wanted to get into when I was 21. You cannot beat the immediacy of… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
My wife's biggest fear is air pollution, living in London as we do. She's convinced that's the big problem. And my own is sink… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
I refuse to believe that clubbing is how people are supposed to meet to establish relationships on a level for beyond what we consider… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
