"Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when……" — Johnny Carson
"Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry."
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55 Quotes by Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson has 55 quotes on this site.
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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have…
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the…
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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
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Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you…
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
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I'm a father. It isn't just my life any more. I don't want my kid finding bottles in the house…
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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The true delight is in the finding out rather than in the knowing.
— Isaac Asimov
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The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in…
— Marcus Aurelius
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Learning is finding out what you already know.
— Richard Bach
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Love has its own instinct, finding the way to the heart, as the feeblest insect finds the way to its…
— Honore de Balzac
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I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something…
— Franklin P. Adams
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I am not finding pregnancy much of a joy. I am afraid of childbirth, but I am afraid I can't…
— Brigitte Bardot
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People are forever finding something wrong with you.
— Brigitte Bardot
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Although the skills aren't hard to learn, finding the happiness and finding the satisfaction and finding fulfillment in continuously serving…
— Mario Batali
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There are other ways of finding satisfaction, recipes for human happiness, enjoyment, dignified and meaningful, gratifying life, than increased consumption…
— Zygmunt Bauman
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All religious leaders and spiritual teachers emphasize finding a place within us that is true. People who obsessively follow these…
— Martha Beck
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If you're of multiple races, you have a different challenge, a unique challenge of embracing all of who you are…
— Halle Berry
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