Martini Quotes
66 quotes by 61 authors
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Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
— Robert Benchley
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I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
— Humphrey Bogart
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I bought a piano once because I had the dream of playing As Time Goes By as some girl's leaning on it drinking a martini.…
— George Clooney
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All the charming and beautiful things, from the Song of Songs, to bouillabaisse, and from the nine Beethoven symphonies to the Martini cocktail, have been…
— H. L. Mencken
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Let us candidly admit that there are shameful blemishes on the American past, of which the worst by far is rum. Nevertheless, we have improved…
— Bernard DeVoto
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
— P.J. O'Rourke
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A well-made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature.
— M.F.K. Fisher
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Keep things informal. Talking is the natural way to do business. Writing is great for keeping records and putting down details, but talk generates ideas.…
— T. Boone Pickens
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Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.
— George Burns
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The martini: the only American invention as perfect as the sonnet.
— H. L. Mencken
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Karl Rove described Obama as "the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini, and making snide comments about everyone who…
— Bill Maher
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Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry.
— Johnny Carson
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You can try to trick the people and come out wearing a fedora and a tuxedo but that's not me. I was born in the…
— Michael Buble
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A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.
— Jackie Gleason
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Why couldn't we put on a defense? I had seventeen witnesses standing outside the door. They just dropped the defense and went on to the…
— Charles Manson
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Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini...
— Mae West
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I am grateful for what I call well-spent moments: Making a tuna fish sandwich with the works. Taking at least a half hour to eat…
— Sarah Ban Breathnach
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BIKINIS, ZUCCHINIS, MARTINIS. NO WEENIES
— Snoop Dogg
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The chromatic scale is what you use to give the effect of drinking a quinine martini and having an enema simultaneously.
— Philip Larkin
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'The tea is coming!' ...she may want a martini, but make her drink tea.
— Alice Taylor
Who Wrote These Martini Quotes
61 authors contributed a total of 66 Martini Quotes, led by these top contributors: