Martini Quotes

66 quotes by 61 authors

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? — Robert Benchley
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. — Humphrey Bogart
I bought a piano once because I had the dream of playing As Time Goes By as some girl's leaning on it drinking a martini.… — George Clooney
All the charming and beautiful things, from the Song of Songs, to bouillabaisse, and from the nine Beethoven symphonies to the Martini cocktail, have been… — H. L. Mencken
Let us candidly admit that there are shameful blemishes on the American past, of which the worst by far is rum. Nevertheless, we have improved… — Bernard DeVoto
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either. — P.J. O'Rourke
A well-made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature. — M.F.K. Fisher
Keep things informal. Talking is the natural way to do business. Writing is great for keeping records and putting down details, but talk generates ideas.… — T. Boone Pickens
Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman. — George Burns
The martini: the only American invention as perfect as the sonnet. — H. L. Mencken
Karl Rove described Obama as "the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini, and making snide comments about everyone who… — Bill Maher
Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry. — Johnny Carson
You can try to trick the people and come out wearing a fedora and a tuxedo but that's not me. I was born in the… — Michael Buble
A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini. — Jackie Gleason
Why couldn't we put on a defense? I had seventeen witnesses standing outside the door. They just dropped the defense and went on to the… — Charles Manson
Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini... — Mae West
I am grateful for what I call well-spent moments: Making a tuna fish sandwich with the works. Taking at least a half hour to eat… — Sarah Ban Breathnach
BIKINIS, ZUCCHINIS, MARTINIS. NO WEENIES — Snoop Dogg
The chromatic scale is what you use to give the effect of drinking a quinine martini and having an enema simultaneously. — Philip Larkin
'The tea is coming!' ...she may want a martini, but make her drink tea. — Alice Taylor

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