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I'm not a Luddite completely; I believe in refrigerators to cool my martinis, and washing machines because I hate to see women smacking their laundry… — Studs Terkel
You can no more keep a martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there. The proper union of gin and vermouth is… — Bernard DeVoto
There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth- I think… — Ogden Nash
I think people think we're all sipping martinis by the pool. — Maria Menounos
You don't want to get me started about apple martinis and the affect they have on my lovemaking. I might just throw you down and… — Rick Fox
After a match, my opponent goes to the hospital and gets an IV and I have a martini. — Tank Abbott
It was always fun to skate with Paul Wylie and Paul Martini. — Nancy Kerrigan
Really, can anyone drink several martinis at lunch? — Christine Baranski
Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ...We get lunch right? ...Can we get this thing… — Alex Riley
Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without. — Douglas Coupland
I had to give up martinis - I enjoyed them too much. — Brett Somers
I think I'm probably much better at the boots and pocket knife thing than I am at the high heels and martini thing. — Sarah Wayne Callies
A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred. — Ian Fleming
If you told me to write a love song tonight, I'd have a lot of trouble. But if you tell me to write a love… — Stephen Sondheim
The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful and a snootful at the same time? — Gerald R. Ford
Like a brain surgeon who drinks a martini when he's not on call, the successful kids in your school may smoke pot on occasion, but… — Bill O'Reilly
When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a martini, and the… — Megan Fox
Bond is part of the system. He's an imperialist and a misogynist, and he laughs at killing people, and he sits there slugging martinis. It'll… — Matt Damon
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. — James Thurber
He was white and shaken, like a dry martini. — P.G. Wodehouse
I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker
For as long as I can remember, my father saved. He saves money, he saves disfigured sticks that resemble disfigured celebrities, and most of all,… — David Sedaris
When I have one martini, I feel bigger, wiser, taller. When I have a second, I feel superlative. When I have more, there's no holding… — William Faulkner
I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly… — Woody Allen
Hey, have you heard that one about the difference between me, Wit, and my loutish cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, so I walk into a bar,… — Chip Kidd

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