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“Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented.”

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It's silly to have as one's sole object in life just making money, accumulating wealth. I work because I enjoy what I'm doing, and…

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The only issue cash presents you is the independence of not stressing about funds.

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I can empathize with President [George Bush]. I know what it feels like having a young guy waiting around for you to keel over.

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From the time I was a little kid, I was always shy. Performing was when I was outgoing. So I guess I am a…

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I'm often asked, "What is your favorite moment during the 30 years you hosted [The Tonight Show]?" I really don't have just one. The times I enjoyed the most were the spontaneous, unplanned segments that just happened, like Ed Ames' infamous "Tomahawk Toss" that produced one of the longest laughs in television history. When these lucky moments happen, you just…

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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.

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Money gives me just one big thing that's really important, and that's the freedom of not having to worry about money.

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In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.

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Ronald Reagan just signed the new tax law. But I think he was in Hollywood too long. He signed it, 'Best wishes, Ronald Reagan.'

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The good news is that the president gets another chance. The bad news is that he'll be two weeks older.

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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

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In discovering books, you became free to explore the full range of human motives, desires, secrets, and lies. All my life, people have scolded me for having an excess of feeling, saying that I was too sensitive - as if one could be in danger from feeling too much instead of too little. But my outsize emotions were well represented…

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Like a child exploring the attic of an old house on a rainy day, discovering a trunk full of treasure and then calling all his brothers and sisters to share the find, Richard J. 'Foster has 'found' the spiritual disciplines that the modern world has stored away and forgot, and has excitedly called us to celebrate them. For they are,…

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Discovering witnesses is just as important as catching criminals.

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There is no power for change greater than a community discovering what it cares about.

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The future teachers I try to recruit are those show have refused to let themselves be neutered in this way, either in their private lives or in the lives that they intend to lead in school. When they begin to teach, they come into their classrooms with a sense of affirmation of the goodness and the fullness of existence, with…

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There are people I'll always love to listen to, and I'm always ending up discovering new songs by them, which is crazy. Like Stevie…

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TV is, as I'm discovering now, a marathon. You have to keep going and going and going.

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We can go up or we can do down. I think generally the world is going on an upward swing. We're in a part…

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Marx, however imperfectly he worked out the details, set himself the task of discovering the law of motion of capitalism, and if there is…

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“There were a lot of stressed out people in the company as we were discovering how dangerous the DeSoto Solar Farm was!”

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Coming to appreciate your worth can, in some cases, dramatically improve your circumstances by changing the choices you make and the actions you take. And as you begin to treat yourself with more respect, other people begin to do the same, since we subconsciously "train" others how to treat us through messages we send through body language, tone of voice,…

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