"No comedy should be longer than 90 minutes.……" — John Waters
"No comedy should be longer than 90 minutes. There's no such thing as a good long joke."
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103 Quotes by John Waters
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I'm for gay marriage. I don't want to do it, but I certainly think people should be allowed to, and…
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There are little things that get on my nerves, like people who have reading material in their powder room. When…
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Irony ruined everything Even the best exploitation movies were never meant to be `so bad they were good`. They were…
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As far as socially redeeming value, I hope I don't have any.
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Some call me director, producer, filmmaker. I prefer to call myself pube-king.
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Wouldn't you rather your kid be a drug dealer than a drug addict?
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I went to a Catholic high school, which, to this day, I could burn down. And I got great revenge…
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Going to a sensational murder trial is the only way I can relax.
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I used to joke that I was trying to sell out, and nobody would buy me.
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I don't believe in depression. There's no such thing. It's an invention. It's bullshit, it's a cop out.
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And I seek people who break rules with happiness — and not bringing pain to themselves.
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