"Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning…" — John Oliver

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• Once in a while, I'll slip and get off my vegan diet and have egg whites in the morning, that's… — Travis Barker
• I'm youth, I'm joy, I'm a little bird that has broken out of the egg. — James M. Barrie
• It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why… — Dave Barry
• Boredom is the dream bird that hatches the egg of experience. A rustling in the leaves drives him away. — Walter Benjamin
• Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper. — Bjork
• A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. — Samuel Butler
• I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of… — Drew Carey
• The greatest achievement was at first and for a time a dream. The oak sleeps in the acorn, the bird… — James Allen
• When I got to France I realized I didn't know very much about food at all. I'd never had a… — Julia Child
• Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg. — Hans Christian Andersen
• An irrefutable proof that such single-celled primaeval animals really existed as the direct ancestors of Man, is furnished according to… — Ernst Haeckel
• I have devoted my whole life to the study of Nature, and yet a single sentence may express all that… — Louis Agassiz

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