Heroin Quote by John Mulaney Download Open image “In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.” — John Mulaney ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Heroin Instant Introvert Plans Relief Term
It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them - especially when you… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I've never done heroin, but I totally understood what would drive people to that distraction-to need that so much. — Sarah McLachlan Copy Share Image
Heroin also makes people feel better, but I wouldn't recommend using heroin. — James Randi Copy Share Image
I am not someone who will cancel plans because of personal danger, because I'm really not afraid. — Reuven Rivlin Copy Share Image
I love the feeling when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to attend anyways. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Suicide has now be called ''permanent solution to temporary problems ... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Heroin - A drug that helps you to escape reality, while making it much harder to cope when you are recaptured. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share
I've come off heroin twice, and the worst part is laying in bed kicking and not being able to keep still. The physical withdrawal… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
I don't know if there's a strategy really so much as, like I learned doing standup and had to learn fast, you always just… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I never turn on the crowd. Sometimes, you think it's a terrible show, and then afterward, sometimes people say they really liked it. So… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
If I was at the Comedy Cellar at midnight you yelled at the back of the room. But you, for television, play it to… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
You can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
With the first episode [of John Mulaney Show] I tell a story that happened to me accidentally chasing a woman down the subway. — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
Part of standup is being loose and having a good time yourself and that translates to the audience. — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
Maybe I just have high self-esteem, but I have a lot that I really enjoy. — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting. — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
Going on the road for long stretches can seem daunting, and I certainly miss being home sometimes, but the chance to see so many… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I do longer runs on things, a lot stories. I really like one-liners, I like a lot of different kinds of standup but I've… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
Ah, youth. It's like heroin you've smoked instead of snorted. Gone so fast you can't believe you still have to pay for it. — Josh Bazell Copy Share Image
If somebody had come to me and said will you move heroin, I would have told them no. — George Jung Copy Share Image
No construction stiff working overtime takes more stress and straining than we did just to stay high. — Gus Van Sant Copy Share Image
It is not heroin or cocaine that makes one an addict, it is the need to escape from a harsh reality. There are more… — Shirley Chisholm Copy Share Image
Happiness Is A Warm Gun not about heroin. A gun magazine was sitting there with a smoking gun on the cover and an article… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
“I'd felt the pop of the needle sliding into my veins, like a fang into flesh. I'd been enveloped in the golden haze where… — Taylor Rhodes Copy Share Image
I just like the idea of pills. I like to collect them but not actually take them. When I fell off my horse, I… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
“When your kid’s dying from a brain tumor or leukemia, the whole community shows up. They bring casseroles. They pray for you. They send… — Sam Quinones Copy Share Image
I’d been staying at the Holiday Inn with my girlfriend, honestly the most beautiful woman I’d even known, for three days under a phony… — Denis Johnson Copy Share Image
“They’d arranged to meet with an Omegan mole who worked in the Clinton administration. He was helping them with a new Omega Agency operation… — James Morcan Copy Share Image
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