Aging Quote by John Mortimer

Dying is a matter of slapstick and pratfalls. The ageing process is not gradual or gentle. It rushes up, pushes you over and runs…

— John Mortimer

There is nothing funny about aging: It is rotten and depressing. Anyone who tells you otherwise just hasn't been paying attention.

— Joan Rivers

Those who laugh often never grow old.

— Benjamin Franklin

As long as you can laugh, you are not old.

— Sofia Vassilieva

I think there's a notion in our society, and it may be valid, that people aren't as funny when they get older. It's a…

— Phil Hartman

You don't stop laughing because you grow older. You grow older because you stop laughing.

— Maurice Chevalier

You don't stop laughing when you grow old but you grow old when you stop laughing.

— Anonymous

It lies in human nature that where you experience your first laughs, you also remember the age kindly.

— Vaclav Havel

You can't stop getting older; you just have to keep going and laugh a lot.

— Anita Dobson

In interviews, the first question I get in America is always: 'What do you do to stay young?' I do nothing. I don't think…

— Isabella Rossellini

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing...

— Anonymous

When you're old you have to be funny.

— Christina Pickles