Humor-inspirational Quote by John Green

You may be smart, but I've been smart longer.

— John Green

And in my classes, I will talk most of the time, and you will listen most of the time. Because you may be smart,…

— John Green

“After all, her motto is "Better to ask for forgiveness than permission.”

— Anna Banks

“Getting inspired is simple: it just requires hard work. ”

— Marion Kummerow

“Despite wearing a Rolex, I have no time.”

— Faraaz Kazi

“How can you possibly do everything you want to do in life if you start doing a bunch of things twice?”

— Lorii Myers

“Love isn't something you can put a timeline on, you know that right?As it would seem, fate had other plans for us. Wouldn't you…

— Christy Pastore

“Holy ripened fuckcheese!”

— Christopher Moore

“History, of course, is never real. People either glorify it or horrify it. Or at the very least color it.”

— Paula Wall

“I decided to irritate him, on the premise that it couldn't make my situation any worse.”

— Jeff Somers

“... an artist should paint from the heart, and not always what people expect. Predictability often leads to the dullest work, in my opinion,…

— Anonymous

“I hope you aren't planning to order me back to bed." "No, you have far too much crockery at your disposal.”

— Rosamund Hodge