"I think it was Cosby who also said……" — Joan Rivers
"I think it was Cosby who also said to me, 'If only 2 percent of the world thinks you're funny, you'll still fill stadiums for the rest of your life.'"
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245 Quotes by Joan Rivers
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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'
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I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
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We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get…
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Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes…
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief…
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I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of…
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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
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I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never…
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It's such an honor to receive the Mark Twain Prize. To get the same award that has been given to…
— Ellen DeGeneres
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But theres a huge blessing that comes from being a part of a show like The Cosby Show that sets…
— Malcolm-Jamal Warner
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I regret that I do not have the dignity of Ricardo Montalban, the class of Dean Martin, or the humor…
— Burt Reynolds
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At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy,…
— Kevin Hart
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When it comes to English stand-up comedy, Indians have only seen the best - Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Cosby and the…
— Vir Das
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I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns.
— Hannibal Buress
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My kids and I love to listen to Bill Cosby.
— Melissa Etheridge
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Growing up, I loved Bill Cosby.
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