Don-t-care Quote by Jo Koy

People are meant to be certain places, and I think I'm meant to be on a sound stage doing situation comedy.

— Bob Newhart

I suppose I'm going on stage and making jokes about the fact that the audience are expecting the show to be about something and…

— Andrew Lawrence

I always try to find something funny in any situation.

— Gilbert Arenas

I'll get laughs in the places I don't want them and that makes me realize the direction I want to go in. I don't…

— Baron Vaughn

If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.

— Rita Rudner

It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-destroying when they don't laugh.

— Vince Vaughn

Here's what I'm afraid of. I know a lot of comedians, friends of mine, who just got into the 'Doesn't matter what I say.…

— Patton Oswalt

I try to make the majority of my audience laugh.

— Jeff Dunham

When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.

— Chris Rock

For me, anything goes when I pick up a mike. I'm not trying to hurt people - I try not to get too personal…

— Chris Rock

Things people say strike me as amusing, and I am prone to saying out loud what everybody's thinking.

— William Shatner

I sometimes reflect on my own life on stage and no one laughs, but you have to have faith in it and hope that…

— Michael McIntyre