Golfer Quote by Jimmy Kimmel Download Open image “I'm a terrible golfer.” — Jimmy Kimmel ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Golfer Terrible
“Aren't all marriages kind of gay? As a man, when you get marries, essentially what you're saying is 'I will never touch another woman… — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
No matter who it is, I hate to see people losing their jobs. I really do. — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
Hurricane Katrina has been particularly hard on President Bush, who was forced to end his vacation two days early. He was supposed to be… — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
At the Emmys, you've got a bunch of people who are used to being on TV on TV. You don't have that at the… — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
I don't want to ruin it for you, but at the end, Voldemort kills Harry with a fairly vivious atomic wedgie. — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
When I was on the radio, I used to be able to go a lot farther than I can now. You don't really remember… — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else. — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
To win a major championship - I think, at the end of the day, that's what a golfer's career is based upon. — Adam Derek Scott Copy Share Image
If you're a beach person or a golfer, Key West is not for you. Most of the sand has been imported, and the water… — Edmund White Copy Share Image
The final group, on Sunday at the Masters, is the greatest feeling in the world for a professional golfer. — Phil Mickelson Copy Share Image
My problem happens to be near-sightedness - inability to see distance. And this is pretty tough on a golfer. — Arnold Palmer Copy Share Image
From the time I won the Kansas City Match Play championship at age 14, I never wanted to be anything but a golfer. — Tom Watson Copy Share Image
I've always said that if I could do anything in the world, I would be a professional golfer. — Dane DeHaan Copy Share Image
I have many golfer friends whom I play with, including my good friend Ian Poulter, a professional golfer who's coming to Asia to play… — Heikki Kovalainen Copy Share Image
I gravitate toward the team thing. I'm not a golfer - I much prefer basketball. — Michael Eisner Copy Share Image
Actually, I am a golfer. That is my real occupation. I never was an actor. Ask anybody, particularly the critics. — Victor Mature Copy Share Image