"A Pennsylvania woman convicted for shoplifting was sentenced……" — Jimmy Fallon

"A Pennsylvania woman convicted for shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads "Convicted Shoplifter." However, her lawyers hope to plea bargain down to a bumper sticker reading "I'd Rather Be Stealing!."

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