Lawyers Quotes

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We like to engage in a normal publishing effort, which is to act in a responsible manner and make sure the material is not likely… — Julian Assange
People do not win people fights. Lawyers do. — Norman Ralph Augustine
How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them. — Lucille Ball
Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. — Jeremy Bentham
Civilizations are not remembered by their business people, their bankers or lawyers. They're remembered by the arts. — Eli Broad
Unfortunately, what many people forget is that judges are just lawyers in robes. — Tammy Bruce
It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay… — Carol Burnett
What do lawyers learn in law school? They learn to win... What we've got to start thinking about is how do we solve problems. — Benjamin Carson
As any editor will tell you, startling newsroom revelations are generally met with queries about where the information came from and how the reporter got… — Graydon Carter
Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. — Anton Chekhov
One vote, one act or one person can change the course of history. I also thought of the lawyers who daily and tirelessly labor in… — Martha Barnett
Homicide, /n./ The slaying of one human by another. There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy, but it makes no great… — Ambrose Bierce
Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty. — George Bernard Shaw
What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start.. — Danny DeVito
Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function. — Victor Borge
There is a rhythm to the ending of a marriage just like the rhythm of a courtship-only backward. You try to start again but get… — Erica Jong
If there is a regulation that says you have to do something-whether it be putting in seat belts, catalytic converters, clean air for coal plants,… — Steven Chu
Does America really need 70 percent of the world's lawyers? ... Is it healthy for our economy to have 18 million lawsuits coursing through our… — Dan Quayle
If one really wishes to know how justice is administered in a country, one does not question the policemen, the lawyers, the judges, or the… — James A. Baldwin
In the company of friends, writers can discuss their books, economists the state of the economy, lawyers their latest cases, and businessmen their latest acquisitions,… — Alfred Adler

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