Quote by Jim Butcher

“I need to take my fragile, wounded pride away and somehow nurse it back to health.”

— E.L. James

“We wizards have mistreated and abused our fellows for too long, and we are now reaping our reward.”

— J.K. Rowling

“The politics of wizardry were either very simple, and resolved by someone ceasing to breathe, or as complex as one ball of yarn in…

— Terry Pratchett

“Nothing's really changed since then, except that now any children we have might be wizards themselves, and I'll be hopelessly outnumbered.”

— Eilis O'Neal

“I suggest it’s time we head off to see the Wizard. The wonderful Wizard of Jesus We Are All So Fucked.”

— Mira Grant

“I wasn't grateful. You want to talk cranky, coitus interruptus takes me well beyond cranky. My engorged labia felt like they were pressing on…

— Robin McKinley

“Ah, yes. ‘And I’ll huff. And I’ll puff. And I’ll blow your house down.’ Good-bye, wizard.” Death by nursery tale. Hell’s bells.”

— Jim Butcher

“Life is sweet absurdity, Sir Wizard. Laugh your way through it.”

— Lita Burke

“Wizard’s work was a pleasure and a madness. No wonder the university magicians rambled at times like daft bastards.”

— Lita Burke

“A stuffed animal, man!” I roared at him. “Don’t mess with a wizard when he’s wizarding!”

— Jim Butcher

“. . . you worked for Harry King, they said, because a broken leg was bad for business, and Harry King was all about business.”

— Terry Pratchett

“I think becoming a wizard is about discovering what's real and what isn't.”

— Ben Aaronovitch