Embarassment Quote by Jim Butcher

“I like to think I'm the kind of girl who'll drink anything," I said, " but maybe not from a shoe.”

— Paula McLain

“While that mouth clearly deserves an opportunity to worship as many various bits of me and my shoe collection as I can shove in…

— Rachel Haimowitz

“I should have kept my mouth shut. I know better, especially when he's like this. Hard liquor rather than beer was his poison of…

— Karpov Kinrade

“All I wanted was to kick off my shoes, use the bathroom, and catch a few Zs before dinner.”

— L.L. Bartlett

“You see how the words work? They betray your mouth and walk away.”

— Ned Vizzini

“I do not want to eat or drink, or I will lose the taste of you in my mouth.”

— Jandy Nelson

“That's the beauty of the text, I find. You can key in things you would never say, and it hardly hurts a bit.”

— Chris Lynch

“Honestly. There are days when I only open my mouth to change feet.”

— Zoë Sharp

“Already had a taste of you. I want more. Tell me you don't.”

— Cat Porter

“Sorry about the squishy in your shoe. Must've been something I ate.”

— Lee Wardlaw

I hate that stuff. It tastes like feet." At that he smiled. "How would you know what feet taste like?" "I just know.

— Cassandra Clare

“If you couldn't say something honest and useful, then you kept your mouth shut.”

— Kit Rocha