“Coz," he said. "You really must learn to shut your mouth from time to time. You'll taste less shoe letter.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
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“Need I say more?' 'No, because you're wrong, and I'd hate for you to keep embarrassing yourself.” — Erin McCahan Copy Share Image
“The difference between men and women is this--if you catch a woman butt-naked, she tries to cover the private parts with her… — Deb Baker Copy Share Image
“I see you and St. John have been quarrelling, Jane,' said Diana, 'during your walk on the moor. But go after him;… — Charlotte Brontë Copy Share Image
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The awkward moment when you wave back at someone who wasn't actually waving at you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone is watching you take a picture of yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
