Pregnancy Quote by Jill Smolinski

Boy, I will smack you so hard, the sperm gonna wish they did the back stroke when they saw the egg that created you!

— Madea

“I’m probably infertile. I inherited it from my dad.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Are you asking us to impregnate all the females on all the ships with your DNA, so that you can be sure of having…

— Orson Scott Card

He has one ball, and I have a lazy ovary! In what twisted world does that create a baby? It's like the Special Olympics…

— Miranda Hobbes

Usually people have gone through years of in vitro, just trying. The dilemma that faces infertile couples right now in America, there's so many…

— Joan Lunden

How would you like your eggs?" I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized?

— Darynda Jones

Given a choice between hearing my daughter say "I'm pregnant" or "I used a condom", most mothers would get up in the middle of…

— Joycelyn Elders

I suspect that I am the result of particularly weak conception on the part of my father. His sperm was probably emitted in a…

— John Kennedy Toole

“I may not have known much about pregnancies but I knew that you couldn’t have a son or a daughter without actually doing it…

— John Boyne

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.

— Tracy Morgan

“It was awful luck that my pot-hobbled spermatozoa had managed to rally themselves for one last mad fallopian adventure, and that five years’ worth…

— Michael Chabon

I was very aware when I went to the Academy Awards that it would probably be my first and last time. So I thought…

— Bjork