“How is it that you're such an expert on home pregnancy kits?" You're asking that question of an Italian stallion like myself? The women call me 'sperm of thunder'. I don't dare stand too close for fear I may impregnate… — Jill Smolinski Copy Share Image
“I held up my ice-cream cone in the gesture of a toast. "Number thirteen: Eat ice cream in public." About this one... I don't… — Jill Smolinski Copy Share Image
“People are living too much or too little, and I wondered if anyone out there is living the right amount.” — Jill Smolinski Copy Share Image
“After all, when I was in school, I thought I had a good time. It was only after I graduated and got out into… — Jill Smolinski Copy Share Image
“How is it that you're such an expert on home pregnancy kits?" You're asking that question of an Italian stallion like myself? The women… — Jill Smolinski Copy Share Image
