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“(Mason) took a swig of his drink and shuddered. 'Whoa - little too strong there bartender.' He scrunched his face. 'Oh shit, I am…

— Martin Fillmore Clark

“Two years. There are three other male bartenders,”

— Karice Bolton

“No, thank you. I prefer my liquor cold.' 'Right. Or in a pipe, I suppose.' Phin's brow lifted. 'What a clumsy way to drink…

— Meredith Duran

“I took my first sip. When I moaned, he arched an amused brow. “Would you two like to be alone?” I tucked my latte…

— Linda Kage

“Julius Caesar walks into a bar. "I'll have a martinus," he says. The bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks, "Don't you mean…

— Various

“Hands in my pocket, I leave The bar, and ask: To whose arms Will he come home tonight? In my room, the warm Lips…

— Ronald Baytan

“A brick and a blanket walk into a bar. And I don’t drink, so I wasn’t around to hear the interaction between them and…

— Jarod Kintz

“Show me how you drink and I will tell you who you are.”

— Emile Peynaud

“says, "Bartender, I'd like a gin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and tonic." And the bartender says, "Sure, but what's with the big”

— Various

“I live on shameless flattery...and vodka...but the two usually go hand in hand.”

— V. Vee

“I'll have a martini...two at the most. Three, I'm under the table...four, I'm under the host.”

— Dorohy Parker

“Strong drink and regret go hand-in-hand.”

— D.W. Hawkins