Grandmothers Quote by Jessica Maria Tuccelli

“She's gonna know the rooster's in the hen house when she doesn't find me there, so we'd better hurry.”

— Georgia Cates

“It’s better to be the rooster than the feather duster.”

— Jimmy Spithill

“You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to beat me to my rooster costume.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Rooster was a bad slave. He had no use for anyone, not even the gods. Not that he was angry at the gods, like…

— Steven Pressfield

“Certain motherfuckers think they can fuck with my shit, but you can't kill the Rooster. You might can fuck him up some times, but,…

— David Sedaris

“Yes, word had gotten around about my amusing little defeathering trick (note: made the chicken naked). Apparently we couldn't just eat the poor thing…

— Cate Tiernan

“Grandpa had a good life, up until the day we slaughtered him and ate him. Honestly, he raised chickens, so he should have seen…

— Jarod Kintz

“A chicken ran by. Did you see it?” her grandmother said.”

— Shewanda Pugh

“My grandpa used to say, “If worms had guns birds wouldn’t fuck with them.”

— T.W. Brown

“So what if those stupid roosters don't want to crow? If we've learned to live without men, we can learn to live without cocks.”

— James Cañón

“Socks were meant for holes.”

— Anthony T. Hincks

“A rooster stood before me in the road, looking for a fight; I tipped my hat to him and he scooted away over the…

— Patrick deWitt