Quote by Jessica Grant Download Open image ““I would not say no to a tortoise, I said.”” — Jessica Grant ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Nothing got more serious than allowing a tortoise to crawl across your kitchen floor.” — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
“Tortoises are incredible creatures," Dad says earnestly. "What they lack in elegance and beauty they more than make up for in the ability to… — Holly Smale Copy Share Image
“Bees buzzed in the bean blossoms. And the sun beat down on the upturned shell of Om. There is also a hell for tortoises.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Giving the tortoise a little wave, I kind of felt stupid afterward for doing so. It just stuck its head back in its green… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
“That's what writers do, Conroy, we wait for the tortoises to come. We wait for that lady who walks them. That's how art works.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You’ll find a man can live without his money as merrily as a tortoise without its head, or a wasp without its body.” — Anne Brontë Copy Share Image
“I don't give a damn about what people say. They can be reptile food for all I care.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“Why don't you crawl up out of that door and go get fucked by a turtle?" That's completely unrealistic, anatomically speaking. That's not even… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
“Don't insult me. Everyone knows a turtle is a crustacean on its mother's side.” — Anthony Marra Copy Share Image
“I eagerly await more complex concentricity in our Canadian coinage.” — Jessica Grant Copy Share Image
“We drove out to Oregon City where the streets are all named after presidents in the order they were elected, so you can't get… — Jessica Grant Copy Share Image
