Humourous-situations Quote by Jessica Florence

“Just curious,she mouthed. "What? I didn't catch that." Jjuussttccuurriioouuss.She drew it out this time, hoping he'd be able to read her lips. "If you…

— Julia Quinn

“I got married. A bright past is ahead of me!”

— ljupka Cvetanova

“Me? Oh, intellectually I believe in having a good heart, a chirpy penis, a lively intelligence, and the courage to say ‘shit!’ in front…

— D.H. Lawrence

“I've always liked Belgian waffles, but I must say, I didn't think I would one day be having Belgian waffles in Belgium! I just…

— C. JoyBell C

“I almost rushed Roth right then and threw my arms around him, but a low growl rumbled from behind me. At first I thought…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I believe the day Einstein feared the most is when people circulate pictures of dead bodies of relatives on WhatsApp and get Thumbs Down…

— Ketan Waghmare

“You think!” cried Mama. “She’s just a-looking after your backside and mine.” But at least her arms let up. Shioni could breathe again. “It’d…

— Marc Secchia

“Does everybody know everything in this town!”

— Vaishnavi Nair K

“You know us naturist types.. when we party we party hard!”

— Lee Taylor

“The person who sat the kid down on the breadboard to cut off thier diaper with a huge knife was the most elderly person…

— Eoin Colfer

“They play like file clerks file.”

— Lauren Kessler

“Lash had been explaining to her that it's impolite to refer to an African American as a nigga, unless one was another African American,…

— Christopher Moore