Coffee Quote by Jesse Torrey

If beer, coffee, or a nap can't cure it, you've got a serious problem.

— Anonymous

Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for instant motor skills.

— Marc Price

When I have supped too heavily of an evening, I drink in the morning a large number of cups of coffee, and that as…

— Antonie van Leeuwenhoek

Nothing agrees with me. If I drink coffee, it gives me dyspepsia; if I drink wine, it gives me the gout; if I go…

— Mark Twain

Coffee makes us severe, and grave and philosophical.

— Jonathan Swift

I drink coffee in the morning and a few cups throughout the day. Among coffee's health benefits are lower risk of Parkinson's, Type 2…

— David H. Murdock

Caffeine. The gateway drug.

— Eddie Vedder

Whenever I get sick, I get my immune system drunk so it will fight anything.

— Green Monk

It's the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days

— Tim Minchin

What in the world is a hangover cure?

— Brian Wilson

The only cure for a real hangover is death.

— Robert Benchley

Coffee as drunk in England, debilitates the stomach, and produces a slight nausea ... it is usually made from bad Coffee, served out tepid…

— William Kitchiner