Friday Quote by Jennifer Harlow

“No. Listen. I get off at nine. I'm gonna pick you up at ten. If you aren't dressed and ready, and I mean showered…

— Jamie McGuire

“Here’s what you’re going to do: You’re going to get up, get dressed, and let me take you out for a girls’ day. We’ll…

— Chelsea Fine

“Today's one of those days where I wish I had something different in my lunchbox, my hair just couldn't get it's shit together, and…

— Marissa Jo Barner

“turn over and watch the alarm clock. Finally it’s six thirty. At least the worst part, the night-before part, is over; this time tomorrow,…

— Susan Cain

“I’m used to the other kind of party. The kind where you get to someone’s house and their mom shows you down to the…

— Becky Albertalli

“Before we left home, my hair had already started to fall apart. I decided to pull it into a bun high on my head…

— Mollie Gross

“It's all right, darling. I can't stand people who are bright-eyed and bushy-tailed at seven in the morning. Give me a girl who only…

— Elizabeth Jane Howard

“I’m suggesting you put on some give-me-dick lipstick, fuck-me heels and a dress that’s nothing like the prudish shit you wear out in public.…

— Ruby Rowe

“My favorite part of the party is when the party is over. When I don't feel obligated to have a good time, and I…

— Drew Magary

“You can't say something like that and then expect me to be okay. I want to climb up your body and hump your face,…

— Toni Aleo

“I hate parties. And a wedding is the biggest party of all. All the guests arrived and Orpheus is taking a shower. He's always…

— Sarah Ruhl

“When you’re as ugly as I am, you need all the beauty sleep you can get. I’ll be in the restroom resting if you…

— Jarod Kintz