Nasty Quote by Jenn Cooksey

“I’m on a steady diet of Subway, red wine and NyQuil.”

— Judy Greer

“I don't even like turkey. It's dry and weird. And so leggy I feel like I'm dining on Rhonda Burchmore”

— Chrissie Swan

“As bland as oatmeal, yet somehow I'd become the rumor mill's hot sauce.”

— Rebecca Hamilton

“Medicine’s suppose to taste bad. If it’s bad enough, you get well just so you don’t have to drink any more of it.”

— Polgara the sorceress

Let's pick it up," the man behind her said. "How many more of the tranquilizers do you have?" "Just three," the girl panted. "Gonna…

— Marissa Meyer

“I push my ice cream dish away. What's left in the bowl isn't cold and delicious anymore. Now it's just lukewarm, melted soup, because…

— Ellen Wittlinger

“Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to have for her. Now all I’m left with is this yummy…

— Jarod Kintz

“He takes a chicken tender and dunks it into the honey mustard. Something about that makes me sad. Because all the little things about…

— Lauren Barnholdt

“I love chicken sooo much! I could eat it all the time. Then I would get sick...”

— Sarah Willey

“The early morning is too strong to drink straight, so I need to mix in a little coffee to be able to hold it…

— Jarod Kintz

“I keep the ketchup in the fridge, though from now on I’m going to keep in the bottle. Less messy, I figure.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Keep calm and don't forget the whipped cream.”

— Quinn Loftis