Quote by Jenn Cooksey Download Open image ““I'm totally on Facebook, my alias is Invisible Nightmare.”” — Jenn Cooksey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Oh, it's already on Facebook. I didn't feel the need to ask, you are mine...” — Amy Rachel Thompson Copy Share Image
“Facebook is the perfect place to try on different identities until she finds one that sticks.” — Brooke Hauser Copy Share Image
“And it looks like the universe finally took care of Facebook once and for all.” — Sean Platt Copy Share Image
“After I perused Facebook for ten minutes, learning absolutely nothing interesting about the people in my life (or slightly outside of my life, as… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“The internet's a great way to meet people. You never really know someone until you see their fake profile.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Awkward moment when your friend is using Facebook & you are standing behind, you realize that your friend is actually reading your status &… — FRHnLEAD Copy Share Image
“I’m gonna take a minute here because you seriously need to understand how magnificent this guy is.” — Jenn Cooksey Copy Share Image
“Thunderdome will never be boring so I'll have fresh battle scars when I die.” — Jenn Cooksey Copy Share Image
“Uh, hello? I prefer recently reformed promiscuous reprobate. I'm just sayin', if we're gonna name call, let's just make sure we get 'em straight” — Jenn Cooksey Copy Share Image
“On the wall next to the door we’d entered through was a huge floor-to-ceiling bulletin/whiteboard combo and hanging from a thumbtack on the bulletin… — Jenn Cooksey Copy Share Image
“You find out who your real friends are when you call and tell 'em you just accidentally killed a hooker and they show up… — Jenn Cooksey Copy Share Image
“Again, folks, you've been witness to one of the most seldom seen events in history... I'm Chicken Larson saying good night, sleep tight and… — Jenn Cooksey Copy Share Image
“Tristan’s Mom: What are these? Tristan: Your granddaughters. Tristan’s Dad: Don’t worry honey, you don’t look old enough to be a mother let alone… — Jenn Cooksey Copy Share Image
“What do I look like? A blonde rolodex for boys who've lost an archery match with cupid?” — Jenn Cooksey Copy Share Image
“Oh by the way, man, don't ever mix turkey and Nyquil together... it's nasty and it doesn't fuckin' work anyway.” — Jenn Cooksey Copy Share Image
